Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Street Style: Rihanna

Rihanna goes to lunch at Philippe Chow in NYC

With the Chris Brown trial officially dunzo, Rihanna is moving onto bigger and better things, like new hip-hop singer Drake. Can you say upgrade? Although her past relationships are questionable, we can always rely on Rihanna to kill it in the style arena. Let's see what kinda deals I can score in the cyberstores.

Get the look with this blouse from Oldnavy.com. If you dig Rihanna's loose fit, just order a larger size.

Play a little game called just a peek by wearing this orange tube bra from American Apparel underneath.


Pretend you were hard at work with these paint-splattered shorts from Forever21.com.

Slip on these shoes from Urbanoutffiters.com. Although loafers tend to remind me of my grandpa, it seems like they're making a comeback. Let's just hope they don't last longer than Chris Brown's career.


Complete the look with this cross-shoulder bag from Kohls.com.


And there you go, another designer look on a budget. I'm gonna go ahead and bet that my whole look probably cost less than Rihanna's left loafer!

Snob and the City

Olivia Palermo turns heads in New York City

Well look what the cat dragged in: none other than Ms. Queen B herself, Olivia Palermo. Olivia gained fame (if you wanna call it that) on MTV's The City as the uptight snot who would judge Whitney's relationship choices. Where's your man Olivia?? Besides being a hypocritical grump, the girl has fantastic style. Let's try to dig up the goods for less!

I love everything about this blouse from Oldnavy.com, especially the price. Wear it with shorts like Olivia or pair with slacks for a day at the office.


Use this vest from Gojane.com to keep it funky.


These shorts are classic, cheap, and a perfect staple to add to your wardrobe.


Finish the look with these red ballet flats from Zappos.com. Bright flats always bring focus to your legs so make sure your gams are ready for their closeup!

Another completed look for less. Now if only I could give Olivia's attitude a makeover...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Swimsuits Galore

With the 4th of July coming up, it's time for extreme dieting, numerous frowns at the scale, and bathing suit shopping of course! Today's styles have no limits but just make sure you find one that flatters your figure cause let's be real here: rolls and muffin tops belong in the bakery, not the beach.

Retro bikini:


One-piece with fringe:


Pop-art bikini:


Bandeau bikini:


And last but not least, the patriotic bikini:


She's in Miami Bitch

Sisters Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian filming reality show in Miami Beach

She's loud. Blunt. Crass. Abrupt. She is Khloe Kardashian and she is by far my favorite of the Kardashian sisters. Khloe is an unapologetic bitch who tells it like it is while the other two fight over important things like Chanel bags and Bentley rims. With Khloe moving to Miami to film a new show, she's adjusted her wardrobe accordingly. Let's see if I can find the look on the bombshell budget.

Get ready to party all day in this one shoulder playsuit from Topshop.com. Coral is a great summer color especially if you have a great tan, unlike me.


Pair with these wedges from gojane.com. Would you check out that price?! Even Khloe herself would be impressed.


Slither this around your neck and you're just about ready to catch the eye of a Cuban cutie.

Now go get yourself a tropical drink and look available. Available, not desperate.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Biker Chick Chic

2009 CFDA Fashion Awards - Inside

Model Agyness Deyn looks like she's about to climb onto some hunk's Harley and ride off into the sunset. How romantic. I'm not sure about getting you the hottie on the bike, but I sure can try to find Agyness' look without putting a hole in your pocket.

This is called the Layer Cake Dress and it sure does look delicious! With the dainty ruffles and delicate black stripe, someone just might wanna take a bite out of you.


Use these heels from Zappos.com to give off the impression that this isn't the first time you've been on a bike.

Now just brush up on that motorcycle lingo (tips: heat=police officer, brain bucket= helmet) and you'll be manning a hog of your own in no time!


Raving about Rompers

Summer has begun and the heat is here to stay so now is the perfect time to rock the romper! Whether you're going to the beach, a barbecue, or out with the girls, this style is both versatile and flattering for every figure. Check out the styles below to figure out which one best fits you.

Leopard Playsuit:

Fun short-alls:


Spirit romper:



Striped romper:


Denim jumper:


Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Hills Look for Less

Reebok EasyTone Footwear Celebration

Audrina Patridge, full-time star of The Hills and part-time ditz, looks ravishing in this structured white dress. Word on the street is that Audrina is set to star in her own show on MTV. Wow. That's almost as exciting as watching paint dry. Anyway, let's see if I can find this outfit for under $100!

Wear this dress from Lulus.com and you'll be breaking hearts and taking names in no time. While Audrina's look is more professional, the sweetheart neckline on this dress makes for a more flirty vibe.


Step into these white heels from Forever 21 and you'll be instantly upgraded to VIP status. I have these shoes in royal blue and although they were initially uncomfortable, I found that with each additional shot of alcohol my pain eased into bliss.


Use this metallic clutch from Aldoshoes.com to finish the look.

Calculation time: dress ($35), shoes ($22.80), clutch ($25). Grand total: $82.80!
Now go out and find yourself an overall wearing, motorcycle riding douche bag and you'll be living the life of Audrina Patridge herself.


Friday, June 26, 2009

Fashionably Foxy

Megan Fox shows off her stunning figure at the Late Show with David Lettermen in New York City

Although Megan Fox is arguably the hottest woman in America, I wish she would shut up about how horny she is all the time. We get it Megan, you're ridiculously beautiful and you like to have sex 24/7, you're perfect. Now please talk about something else cause that shit's getting old. In any case, Megan's dress is hotter than hell and probably costs more than my life but I think can find the dress for less.

This dress from American Apparel has the sheer detailing on top and is a little shorter than Megan's which is a plus in my book. Just don't pay attention to the model wearing this because girlfriend looks like she's headed to a mime convention.


Use these nude heels from Zappos.com to keep the look simple & sexy.

And poof, you can now look like Megan Fox! Or desperately try to like the rest of us.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Looking Good, B

Beyonce shops up a storm at Londons upmarket Harvey Nichols department storeAlign Center

This season, it's all about the comfort & ease of jumpsuits and Beyonce sure knows how to rock the style. Although great for any occasion, jumpsuits are best employed when attending buffets or summer barbecues when one burger just isn't enough. Let's find this hot new fashion for a great price.

I'm in love: I found this jumper from Lulus.com for a bargain! The jumper includes a belt and has a flower detail in the back. How sweet.


Use these heels from Forever 21 if you're hitting the town or you can always tone it down with gladiator sandals.


Now when you're rocking this outfit, don't be surprised if you find hordes of men tryin' to put a ring on it.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Budgeting for a Star

Maxims 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration - Inside

Julianne Hough. Her smile is too big? Umm she looks kinda short? I give up. This girl is flawless and I love her outfit. I also love her boyfriend, country singer Chuck Wicks. Julianne keeps it classic in a black and white get-up while laughing into the camera. "Hahaha, my life is so perfect!"

Use this racerback tank from Alternative Apparel to keep it sporty on top. Since the skirt is rather demure, don't be afraid to let loose and show some cleavage. Letting the boys out to play never hurt anyone.


This linen skirt from Urban Outfitters will look perfect with the black tank. Zipper detailing is such a tease for guys, it's almost as if there's an invisible "DO NOT TOUCH" sign that they're so tempted to disobey.


Take a deep breath and suck it all in with this belt from Kohls.

Add some height with these grey heels from Steve Madden. These shoes have been dubbed "Daanger" and it's fitting because in this outfit, you'll look like you committed the crime of looking too sexy.

A celebrity look without the hefty price tag? Done and done.

Heiress Dress for Less

Paris Hilton visits The Late Show with David Letterman in NYC

Paris Hilton is photographed leaving the David Letterman show in NYC in a black & creme dress. I really hope she gets married soon so the media can stop talking about her. Every time I turn around she's dating another celebrity and quite frankly, I don't see her appeal...then again I don't see the appeal of Doug Reinhardt either. While Paris' style is hit or miss, this dress is definitely a do in my book.

Score! This dress from Forever21.com says "I'm hot" in a Paris kinda way. This is the dress you wear when you accidentally (after Facebook & Twitter stalking) bump into your crush at the club. Meowww.


Use these sky high heels from Macys.com to complete the look.



Now you're ready to hit the town Hilton style. Be advised though that although Paris plays men like a fiddle, most men don't find lack of intelligence & an orange tan very attractive.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Jessica Bieutiful

RESTRICTIONS APPLY: Jessica Biel goes out shopping in New York City

Well look who it is. Jessica I'm-Too-Beautiful Biel is pictured shopping in NYC. Miss Biel was recently quoted saying that her beauty prevents her from landing leading roles in Hollywood. Must be tough dating one of the hottest bachelors in the entertainment world too. While her ego inflates to the size of China, I'll scour the sites for a bargain ensemble!

This black bomber jacket from Urbanoutfitters.com is perfect for summer nights in the city with its light nylon exterior & mesh lining.

Pair with these jeans from Levis.com. I love the cuffs at the bottom- these will look great with a pair of high tops like the ones Jessica is wearing.


Tie dye is hot right now so I thought I'd add this t-shirt from Americanapparel.com to mix things up a bit. Btw, is it just me or does the model wearing the shirt creep you out a bit?


I love these Nike Airs from Alloy.com for the color and the incredible price. When you're walking down the street in these bad boys, people will think twice about messing with you.

Since the shirt has a lot going on, we'll nix the necklace and go for these purple wayfarers from Fredflare.com.




Now you can add urban chic to your overflowing wardrobe. One thing you don't need in your closet? The pompous attitude.