Ingredients for Stardom

Ms. Kardashian, who gained fame by starring in a homemade porn looks great in this loud shift dress and black vest. Here is the recipe for obtaining celebrity status: 1 part porno, 1/2 tsp scandal, a pinch of talent, and in Kim's case, a gallon of ass. Sounds pretty attainable...

This dress from Topshop.com screams "Look at me!", perfect for the attention whore that is Kim Kardashian.


Throw on this tuxedo jacket from Alloy.com to soften up the chaotic pattern of the dress.

Sex it up with these heels from Amiclubwear.com. These shoes are awfully tall so avoid stairs, driveways, slick surfaces, etc. Or add a splash of alcohol and do it all!


Now hopefully this outfit will get you attention without going to drastic measures.